Uber Random Randomness

• The only one worth to keep you wait is the One, you are sure, would show up.
• It is neither fair, nor a feat, to wear the badge of another's incompetence.
• Man is weak; must not be judged, AND counted upon.
• Life is simple. They keep telling.
• Advertising serves not to identify needs, its for generating them.
• Wahab Riaz is wo bhai jo garmi main kharab ho gaya hai!
• Kakmal is no Joseph, yet watching his 4 I actually cut my finger!

Watching first Quarter final of cricket World Cup 2011 at Geo Super could cause:

• The regular Geo Super guys have been fired to earn Hamid Mir some rozee roti post Raymond Davis.
• I urge Rehman baba to plz pull sum gimmick outta his pocket. We want Mr. Mir busy with some more important stuff!
• Revolutions and jubilations; I want the world to know I'm inquilaabi as can be; I want the world to know; I'm INQUILAABI as can be!

And just by the way,
Since the devil wears Prada, I prefer Nike!