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Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts

Monday, July 2, 2012

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Life is SIMPLE!

My son wants 4 things from life to make it picture perfect!


  • A car of his own.





  • A 'working' cell of his own





  • A credit card of his own.




a baby just like how he looks now!
  • And a BABY!























A black wallet would be just a cherry on the cake, he thinks. ;D



Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Raymond Davis Released



Ding dong bell
No one is in the cell
Who put Raymond(-Diamond) in?
Little Mian zing!
Who pulled him out?
Little Mian scout!
What a naughty li'll boy li'll Mian is!

Friday, March 4, 2011

World Cup 2011, As It Proceeds

If you are anyone even remotely interested in Pakistani brand of cricket, this is a MUST read for you!



Total truth! ;)

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Bomb Phata!

Finally Ali Azmat back with something to make you (wince and) groove again!

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Of Learning And Unlearning: !من تو شدم تو من شدی


My four year old is in total awe of a friend of his at his montessori.
The day his new session began, I was very anxious about his settling in his new class and setup. So when he came back home after the school hours, I asked him about his day at school.

"It was good", replied my angel.

"What was the best part in it?" I asked.

"Ahh... Ayela and lunch!" came the prompt reply.

No brownies for guessing Ayela is the cuty doll, the friend of his, he is crazy about :)



Had it been only this, it would have kept amusing me. But the new developments ask me to probe a bit deeper :)

We usually talk about his goal in life, or of next day atleast, as a kind of ritual that is a part of his bed time routine. So yesterday was no different when I asked him:

"So tomorrow is going to be a good day, and my son is going to be a better person, right?"

"I dont want to become a better-person, mama...." as if immersed in thoughts, to my surprise he objected.

"What do you want to become then?" I asked trying not to sound as baffled as I actually was.

"I want to become Ayela." He stopped, looked at me with suppressed glee and continued, "Then there would be two Ayelas!"


How could you not adore this aim in life! :)



Only if we could not unlearn loving like this when we grow up!



Sunday, June 13, 2010

Catching Up





Got this in my mailbox and just adored the cuteness :)
"
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. 

He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This continued off and on for several weeks. 

Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar: 'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?
"

Friday, April 9, 2010

Everything Happens to Me


This song by the maestro Sinatra is such an endearingly innocent expression that I instantly fell in love with it. It so truly reflects the irony of fate of someone that, at more often than not, is each one of us :)

Though right now I don't think any other thing than the lovely sky is blue, yet I can't help just relishing this number with an 'awww cuteeee!' :) And ABSOLUTELY not without an oozing sense of gratitude for everything that happens to me ;) 






"Everything Happens to me"
Writer(s): Dennis/Adair

Black cats creep across my path
Until Im almost mad
I must have roused the devils wrath
'cause all my luck is bad

I make a date for golf – and you can bet your life it rains.
I try to give a party - but the guy upstairs complains.
I guess I'll go thru life just catching colds and missing trains;
Everything happens to me.

I never miss a thing - I've had measles and the mumps.
And every time I play my ace my partner always trumps.
I guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps;
Everything happens to me.

At first my heart thought you could break this jinx for me.
That love would turn the trick to end despair.
But now, I just can't fool this head that thinks for me.
I've mortgaged all my castles in the air.

I telegraphed and phoned, sent an Air Mail Special, too;
You answer was goodbye - there was even postage due.
I fell in love just once, and then it had to be with you,
Everything happens to me.

I've never drawn a sweepstake, or a bank night at a show.
I thought perhaps this time I'd won, but Lady Luck said no.
And though it breaks my heart, I'm not surprised to see you go,
Everything happens to me,
Everything happens to me.





Image Courtesy: Photo at deviantart.com by ~Bandea-Photos

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Musheer by Habib Jalib ..... This I said unto him

In times like these, I fail to find too many things that are as pertinent as this timeless piece of poetry by Jalib. Written in '60's, this is as relevant in our troubled land in 2009, as was back then.
The poem, "Musheer" (Advisor) is a collection of advices that are so characteristic of those held in consulation by the tycoons in power.


The band, Laal has really performed a commendable feat by bringing back to the 'asses, what should have never been left behind.




mein ne us se ye kaha

ye jo das crore hain,
jehl ka nichor hain
inki fikr so gayi
har umeed ki kiran,
zulmaton main kho gai
ye khabar darust hai,
inki maut ho gai
be shaoor log hain
zindagi ka roag hain
aur tere paas hai
inkay dard ki dawa


This I said unto him
These, who form a hundred million
Are an epitome of oblivion
Their thought is no more
Every ray of hope
Has been devoured by murk
True is the news
They have lost the life
Conscious less are they!
A curse to life!
And thou hath
What cures their ills




mein ne us se ye kaha
mein ne us se ye kaha


This I said unto him




tu khuda ka noor hai
aql hai, shaoor hai
qaum tere saath hai
tere hi!, hi!, hi!, wajood se
mulk ki nijaat hai
tu hai mehr-e-subh-e-nau
tere baad raat hai!
bolte jo chand hain
sab ye shar pasand hain!
inki khainch le zabaan
inka ghoont de gala


You are the Godly glow
Of brains and logic
The nation stands with you
Through your grace Alone,
The state can be salvaged.
You bring the dawn of a new day
It is dusk aft thou!
The few who grunt
Are all the hellions
Tear out their tongues
Strangle their throats.



mein ne us se ye kaha
mein ne us se ye kaha


This I said unto him


jin ko tha zaban pe naaz

chup hain wo zaban daraaz
chain hai samaaj main
bemisaal fark hai
kal main aur aaj main
apne kharch par hain log
qaid tere raaj me


Those proud of their eloquence


Hushed are all those boisterous

Order reigns the land

The contrast is unparalleled

Of bygone and current

Taken a hostage at their own expense
Are people in your empire



mein ne us se ye kaha
mein ne us se ye kaha


This I said unto him


cheen apna yar hai
us pe jan nisar hai
par wahan jo hai nizaam
us taraf na jaayio
us ko door se salaam
das crore ye gadhay
jin ka naam hai awaam
kia banain gsy hukmaran
tu!, tu!, tu! yaqeen hai ye gumaan
apni to dua hai ye
sadr tu rahe sada



China is the beloved chum


Precious than the dear life

But the setup that they run

Steer well clear of that

Without further ado, turn away
These hundred million asses
Which are named the masses
Naught deserve they to be a majesty
You alone are real; an image are they
All I plea for is
You remain President till eternity


mein ne us se ye kaha
mein ne us se ye kaha


This I said unto him


PS: The translation is mine, hence obviously lacks the same tanginess of flavour.